Smart a** answers

Everyone needs a good dose of humor... here's mine.

Smart Ass Answer ..5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart Ass Answer ..4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Smart Ass Answer ..3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart Ass Answer ..2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
"Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Ouch!

Had fever from yesterday! I just can't stop moping about my joint and muscle aches. Are these 'terrible' signs of aging or just simple symptoms that goes with fever? I felt like I need to exercise to feel better and to shake off the pain so I went on a 3 hour walking-spree this morning (exercising while having a fever to feel better is a myth my family believes in). I arrived home at 1 pm tired, thirsty, and hungry. Then I felt dizzy, so dizzy that I need to lie down. Soon after, my body's temp just got higher and higher. I normally don't take paracetamol but this time I had to. I feel much better now at 38.7 degrees... But the aches and pains are still there and it makes climbing stairs feels like hell...

awake

It's pretty late and should be in bed but I'm still wide awake and munching on these Clover Chips. I'm having difficulty in sleeping at night and if ever I fall asleep on time, I tend to wake up in the middle of the night which really bugs me cause I can't go back to sleep anymore. Because of this weird sleeping habit, I feel restless and tired in the morning. I tried skipping coffee and taking a mid-day nap but it didn't make any difference. Now, I had to buy eye-cream which I never did before, to help lessen these pesky dark circles under my eyes. Zits are also spurting from nowhere eventhough I'm way past my teens. I should sought professional help asap! But I'm quite anxious to take sleeping pills for their numerous side effects. I recently heard of a story wherein the woman took sleeping pills and ended up sleeping for four days. And then there's this famous celebrity who took pills and ended up dead in his apartment. His death was highly publicized although the cause is still in limbo (whether it's from sleeping pill overdose or just plain drug binge). It could just be plain coincidence but nevertheless, sleeping pills are really dangerous so I'm quite adamant taking it.

Akon-ic

It's damn retarded that Akon recently made a pact to leave U.S. and return to Africa if John McCain wins the presidential election! Hate it when celebrities make dumb promises like this.

I'm a big Akon fan though I'm yet to memorize the lyrics of his songs. I think he's very talented justified by his fast ascend to stardom among other brooding artists. And although I don't have any inkling about the elections (except for Obama being slightly ahead of McCain by several points), it's sad to see someone betting on it. I just hope he'll keep his word if McCain really wins.

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Since I'm writing a post about Akon, I suddenly have this urge to hear 'Bartender.' I wonder why...

hm...

I wanna be anywhere but here...

Soundtrack of my life

This took me so long to finish! I have like a hundred songs that I would like to include but I have to choose just a few. It's sooo hard to choose cause I like so many songs! I had a lot of fun answering though...



The Soundtrack of my life

Opening Credits: Apologize by One Republic

Waking Up Scene: Forget it by Breaking Benjamin

Car Driving Scene: Collide by Dishwalla

High School Flashback Scene: With or Without you by U2

Nostalgic Scene: From where you are by Lifehouse

Bitter, Angry Scene: Maybe Tomorrow by Stereophonics

Break-up Scene: We might as well be strangers by Keane

Regret Scene: I aint mad at cha by 2pac

Nightclub/Bar Scene: Hydrolics by B5

Fight/Action Scene: Last Resort by Papa Roach

Lawn Mowing Scene: You're Beautiful by James Blunt

Sad, breakdown scene: Everything by Lifehouse

Death Scene: Goodbye Again by Vertical Horizon

Funeral Scene: I will remember you by Sarah Mclachlan

Mellow Scene: Away from the Sun by Three Doors Down

Dreaming About Someone Scene: It's been awhile; So far away by Staind

Makin love Scene: You and Me by Lifehouse

Contemplation Scene: Almost Honest by Josh Kelley

Chase Scene: The Anthem by Good Charlotte

Happy Love Scene: In my place by Coldplay

Happy Friend Scene: Are you in by Incubus

Closing Credits: The Space Between by Dave Matthews Band

Tired

I'm tired of waiting, waiting for someone who isn't gonna come.

Should be enjoying the holidays instead of sulking...

Happy All Souls day everyone... if there's ever such a greeting..

Hate it

Hate it, hate it, hate it.

I hate it when someone makes promises and ending up disappointing me... sad : (

Artsy-partsy

Aren't this poodle adorable? I like how trendy and fashionable poodles are these days. They come in all shapes and sizes donning multi-colored fur.

We once had poodles we named Summer and Winter. But they got sick so we had to give them away to a family friend. I haven't seen them since then. I surely miss those two cuddly poodles! I'm hoping one of these days I'd get to take care of pet dog again, but our apartment owner doesn't allow pets inside the building. Bummer, I know....

Missin every1

I miss my friends... I've been busy... they've been busy. I'll be seeing them soon.

With Jhoie... the no-nonsense gurl who I play billiards with everyday till my 'kili-kili' hurts. Badette who likes freshening up with powder and tinkering with my eyeshadow. Dhon who never fails to laugh at my jokes... KC wearing the blue band, well she's the one I did blood compact with... and Jeannie beanie, she always keep the party rollin.. miss you guys and see you soon.

Me on bein' mushy...

Here's a list of quotes from movies which I really like. The first one's my personal favorite:


"I’ve kissed a guy... I’ve kissed guys. I just haven’t felt that thing.... That thing... that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realize that person is the only person you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. And you wanna laugh and you wanna cry, ‘cause you feel so lucky that you’ve found it, and so scared that it’ll go away all at the same time."
Drew Barrymore; from the movie "Never Been Kissed"

"Death can not stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while."
from the movie "The Princess Bride"

"This kind of certainty comes, but once in a lifetime."
Clint Eastwood, from the movie "Bridges of Madison County"

"I want you to get swept away. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture, dance like a dervish."
from the movie "Meet Joe Black"

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
from the movie "Shaw Shank Redemption"

"We are who we are, how we got here doesn't matter. What matters is- what do we do know?"
from the movie "Deep End of The Ocean"

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return."
Christian, from the movie "Moulin Rouge"

"You will never know love unless you surrender to it."
from the movie "Fools Rush In"

"I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you."
John Smith, from the movie "Pocahontas"

"I guarantee there’ll be tough times; I guarantee that at some point, one, or both of us is gonna wanna get out of this thing; But I also guarantee, that if I don’t ask you to be mine, I’ll regret it for the rest of my life... because I know in my heart, that you’re the only one for me."
from the movie "Runaway Bride"

"A name makes no matter to me, as long as I can call you my own."
from the movie "A Knight's Tale"

"This is true love. Do you think this happens everyday?"
Westly; from the movie "Princess Bride"

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with a person, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
Billy Crystal, from the movie "When Harry Met Sally"


"I'd rather spend a lifetime with you then to live all the ages of this world alone."
from the movie, "Lord of the Rings"

"You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting. -Tinkerbell"
from the movie "Peter Pan"

"There is nothing sadder in this life than to watch someone you love walk away after they have left you. To watch the distance between your two bodies expand until there is nothing left but empty space... and silence."
from the movie "Someone Like You"

"You are the only person that can make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time."
from the movie "The Hot Chick"

"Why do you want to marry me?
So I can kiss you anytime I want!"
from the movie, "Sweet Home Alabama"

"There you see her, sitting there across the way, she doesn't got a lot to say, but there's something about her, and you don't know why, but you're dying to try... you wanna kiss the girl."
from the movie, "The Little Mermaid"

"I would rather have tasted her lips just once, touched her skin, one time, and made love to her for one night, than spend the rest of my life without ever knowing that."
from the movie "City of Angels"

I'm feelin quite sentimental and it's nice to read quotes like this. It makes my day somewhat brighter.... ^^

The L word

How can we decipher whether it's love or just another feeling? Sometimes it can be difficult to be sure it’s love.

You can be the best of friends and you probably laugh with him more than anyone else. The feelings of anticipation, passion, and connection are mutual. You remember little things like his favorite foods, the places he wants to visit and why. Even his views on everything from politics to fashion but is it enough to say it's the big L word?

Things he would do:

Put you on his “A” list (pay attention -- You'll know if you're not on it)
Introduce you to his family
Make plans for the future (near and far)
Do things outside of his “box” with you
Share his secrets and his dreams for the future with you
Worry about impressing your friends
Come right over when you ask him to
Try to do things that comfort you or relieve some of your stress (like surprise you with dinner on a night you are working, rub your feet, or ask about your day)
Appreciate and reciprocate your feelings and your actions like giving you a massage after he gets one from you, doing the dishes after dinner, or sending you a gift
Things she would do:

Share her embarrassing moments and fantasies with you
Little things all throughout the day that let you know she’s thinking about you
Fantasize about her life with you, getting married, having kids, growing old, traveling the world, etc.
Tease you
Hang out with your mother or talk to her on the phone
Appreciate and reciprocate your feelings and your actions, like offering to pay for dinner, getting tickets to a game or event she knows you’ll love, or cooking for you
Ask questions about your life -- past, present, and future
Flirt with you


How you will feel:

Excited, yet relaxed
Vulnerable, yet strong
Comfortable enough to be yourself in front of him/her
Like you want to include them in everything (but you won't desert your usual crowd to be in a relationship)
You’ll miss him or her when he or she's not around
You can’t wait to see them, talk to them, play with them, and kiss them
You’ll find yourself wanting to make plans to have him/her all to yourself


Signs that it's not the L word:

He/she blows you off or cancel dates
Talking about commitment makes either of you uneasy or nervous
Either of you are seeing other people
Things are moving too quickly for one of you
You find your partner lacking when compared to other people
You watch a love scene in a movie or hear a love song and you feel a strong longing or desire for what you don’t have
A guideline like this sure is helpful for a person like me who is clueless to just about anything when it comes to love. I know there are others like me out there.

Winter boots

Presenting the Crocs Winter Boots.

I'm not sure why but I have a love-hate kinda thing about CROCS. We actually have one and we use it for the bathroom but it doesn't leave the premises of the bathroom. I like the feeling of wearing CROCS cause it's undeniably comfy and I think it's their major selling point but how it makes my feet look extra large makes me think twice about wearing it.

I don't have anything against people donning one, I have a couple of friends who wore it once or twice. I think they are gutsy because in my case, it looks horrible with just about any outfit that I wear! Save for the winter boots... I'm thinking twice. It looks so comfy, warm and cozy like that of ugg boots. But still, it's something I wouldn't buy.

U.S. Visa Waiver Program

I read from Ana's Blog about South Korea being recently included in the U.S. Visa Waiver Program. I also heard about this talks before while watching late night news program at SBS, I didn't know that it'll be implemented this early. Koreans can now enter U.S. (are the territories included?) without visa provided that they'll use the new electronic passport... Wait, did I just say 'electronic passport'? What's that? I'm intrigued.

I remember my sister going through a hard time preparing for her U.S. trip last month. She was in a major rush preparing documents, getting her passport renewed, purchasing her tickets, and preparing for the interview. I think she did all that in less than two weeks. My mother felt relieved when we finally took her to Centennial Airport. Imagine, if the Philippines like South Korea be included in the program... it'll be a hassle-free trip for her and also, she wouldn't have to pay the Visa application fee which was quite expensive.

I can't help but think that the U.S. government is earning big amount of money through that Visa application fee since a lot of pinoys are applying for visa every single day regardless whether it will be approved or denied.

Beef-y goodness

This is Beef Caldereta, an all-time favorite pinoy dish. There are different ways to prepare this dish like some would even put coconut milk, use lamb, goat or even pork. I prefer eating Caldereta which I cooked according to my preference but don't think I snub those from cafeteria or even a carinderia (I also love 'em!). The reason why i like preparing it myself is because I really like it spicy so I put a lot of chili and it's great with a hot bowl of steamed rice. I choose the meat without any bones... and I cook it for a really long time longer than the usual so it would be extra tender.

For others who are interested to prepare it, here's the recipe:
Beef cut into large cubes -- 1 kilo
White vinegar -- 1/4 cup
Soy sauce -- 1/4 cup
Oil -- 2-3 tablespoons
Onion, chopped -- 1
Bell pepper, chopped -- 1
Garlic, minced -- 1/4 cup
Tomato paste -- 1 small can
Beef Stock or water -- 3 cups
Small potatoes, peeled and cut in half -- 4 - 6 pcs.
Peas -- 1 cup
Salt and pepper -- to taste
Liver Spread (optional) -- 2 tbsp
Chili -- as much as needed

New names

So Beyonce' recently christened herself as the new 'Sasha Fierce' which she will introduce in her next album. She thought of a new nickname for herself and so should I.

I'm fascinated by 'Cherry Garcia', a name that came up when I took the Ice Cream Flavor test online, but I don't wanna be known as an ice cream flavor. It's just that, I've always thought it's a nice and cool sounding name... kinda fits my personality. And Garcia should never be dropped... Cherry sounds cool with the Garcia.

When I was in high-school, I thought about having a Japanese name... 'Kan-ishi' perhaps..? I'll be 'Ishi' at school and 'Ish' for people who are close to me. But then again, I have a very strong chinese sounding last name so it clashes with it. As I expected, it was just a phase and I moved on to countries of the world. Just like Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin's spawn named Ireland. In my case, I would rather be known as 'Sweden'. Simply 'Sweden'... simple, nice and new.

When I started working or right after maturity hits me (or so I thought he..he..!), I want to be 'Rachel'. Sadly, I haven't thought of a last name that will go with it.

Way too Hot!

I'm just super excited to post something about one of my biggest celeb crush.. none other than Chace Crawford! Gossip Girl was then my daily fix, just looking at his dreamy eyes makes me squirm all day long. I remember watching all of season 1 in just 3 days. And I felt agitated the whole time I was waiting for the season 2 premier when he's about to hook up with S at the Hamptons. I just couldn't get enough of him.

I'm totally ecstatic he has now grazed the covers of VMan Magazine. I'm a total blockhead for not having any idea what this magazine is all about and that is because I only read Cosmo (yeah, you can call me tacky for all I care cuz that's the truth haha....). I guess it's some sort of 'Vogue' for men? If there's anyone who could tell me what this magazine is and where it can be purchased, I would appreciate it.

Honestly, I expected more... I think his brows are overly groomed and his smile is rather awkward. I don't have to be Tyra to know that these are not 'good' photograps, but nevertheless, he's still smokin hot! I just hope the rumors about his gender are false.

Gay Cannibal

This is a photo of the Gay Cannibal who ate his boyfriend. I was overly schocked when I read it today and who wouldn't be? An excerpt (which I higlighted in bold) from the article which I read online says;

" The former Mr. Gay U.K., Anthony Morley, ate his boyfriend, Damian Oldfield. After having sex, Morley stabbed Oldfield a bloody 19 times and then cut out a slice of his flesh, fried it in olive oil, and ate it. Morley decided he didn't like the taste and spat it out. Morley was then sentenced to at least 30 years behind bars."

And what's even more shocking is that some people are actually letting him assist in the operation of a new restaurant... Damn! I thought he's behind the friggin bars?!

" Michael Graham is opening up a new restaurant and will be receiving weekly consultations from Morley because Graham thinks Morley is a brilliant chef. Graham goes on to say that Morley will help design the menu. 'He’s made me countless meals and they’ve all been wonderful' Graham said."

I this this Michael Graham is totally deranged for letting this guy even touch a knife... Sick, sick people.

Chatty mom

My mom misses my sister who is currently vacationing in U.S. so she always bugs me to chat with her. I'm thinking about teaching her to use IM so she wouldn't be bugging me as much. It will be a long and tiring job to teach her.... My mom is a bit scared to use computer and other electronic stuff so she's just sticking to her cellphone as her way of communicating. But international calls and text messages are really expensive so I wanna teach her how to use chikka messenger. Her knowledge with the computer is very limited to basic operations. I hope my mom can be internet savvy too like the others... Soon she'll be pushing 60 but I'm glad she's open to learning new things.

Back to the blogging world

Hate it whenever I say that it has been a long time since I last posted here. Call it just being perfectly lazy and not doing anything at all. My mom calls it keeping her company. She actually likes the idea of me staying at home, rummaging the fridge, talking about my celebrity crushes (the likes of Zac Efron and Chace Crawford.. can't get enough of these two hotties!), and basically ranting about everything that pisses me off.

I admit I'm kind of lethargic and all that but in my deepest slumber, I miss blogging. I miss my blog and I feel sorry that it suffered from my indolence and sluggishness. So now, I'm making a pact.... I vow to start writing again here!